quote of the week

“Mom, I need some cream for the radish on my butt.” -Liam 
Just for clarity, he meant rash. And he doesn’t have one.
And speaking of Liam, he cut his lip today when he tried to shave (!). Apparently, he didn’t know: 1. he doesn’t need to shave and 2. when you shave you don’t move the razor side to side. Hard lessons learned.